If I had a dollar for every time someone I don’t like copied me,

I’d be so rich I could hire someone to hire my lawyer to sue you.¬†

basedgodniall:

when you and your friends hate the same person

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brenodnurie:

do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence 

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I am sick 24/7
So I keep trying to convince my mom that I was a crack baby.
Instead of listening to me, she buys me this. 

I am sick 24/7

So I keep trying to convince my mom that I was a crack baby.

Instead of listening to me, she buys me this. 

I don’t know if I’d eat there but that’s what my kid is gonna be.

I don’t know if I’d eat there but that’s what my kid is gonna be.

trying to dance like Beyonce

beyoncespam:

Expectation:

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Reality:

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except theres a bottle of Grey Goose in my left hand….

-everysecond:

condom:

Bitchney <3

bless her

My lord and personal savior

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amajor7:

Ever.

amajor7:

Ever.

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