If I had a dollar for every time someone I don’t like copied me,
I’d be so rich I could hire someone to hire my lawyer to sue you.
(via electraaheart)
do you ever just wanna sit next to someone and listen to everything they could possibly say about anything ever just because you like their face and their voice and their general existence
(Source: warmachinerox, via tinydragongina)
I’d like to propose a toast:
Here’s to the “Free the Good from the Janna” Club
A club where we are all things hating Janna.
If you hate Janna because she kept it too real, you should join this club.
We meet once a week at anywhere where we can all get disco fries.
The evil of Janna is a mix between Cthulhu and the Westboro Baptist Church. We must stop this wench from effecting our lives.
The only way we can vanquish her is by sitting in a circle, eating, and chanting voodoo. Then we have to sprinkle fairy dust on her and say “BE GONE WITCH, YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE”
Then she’ll explode into green slime. We can then use the green slime as hair dye for festival season.
Spread the word. This evil witch must be stopped.
SAVE THE GOOD.
SAVE YOURSELVES.
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I am sick 24/7
So I keep trying to convince my mom that I was a crack baby.
Instead of listening to me, she buys me this.
I don’t know if I’d eat there but that’s what my kid is gonna be.
(Source: thethingaboutpainn)
